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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63562) - you deserved it (7317)

On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by it's just a name (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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