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Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by bevo - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:03am - kids - by laughxlove - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
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On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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On 05/17/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Babygirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
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On 03/24/2010 at 11:00am - intimacy - by suckstobeme - United States
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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