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Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33011) - you deserved it (3631)

On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15533) - you deserved it (26149)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
167 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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217 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

#16956898
129 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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102 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML

#16921062
156 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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413 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML

#16851890
183 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:58pm - health - by Unberable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML

#16817189
45 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

#16793307
96 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Morgan - United States (Texas)

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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111 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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