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YESTERDAY I WAS AT MY FAMILY REUNION. I'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FAMILY. I WALKED UP BEHIND MY HUSBAND AND SAID, "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE." MY HUSBAND TURNED AROUND. IT WAS MY UNCLE WEREING THE SAME HAT AS MY HUSBAND. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend . Justhen things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room . He jumped on the bed an my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog,hile I sat next to him, half naked . real FML

#17575324
156 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today my house got egged. Why? As a joke my friend bought me a doormat that says "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
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On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, I took ma Catolic girlfriend ome to meet ma family 4 te first time. My broter tougt it would be civil to spend over an our insulting er religion and explaining in detail te many ways in wic ( te Force ) is superior. FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today,hila on tha roof of my friand's housa, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto tha roof of his naarby shad. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I'va also racaivad savaral calls from my friand's dad, damanding I pay fir tha damaga. FML

#17464270
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On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

Yesterday, I was driving mah twin daughters to school,hen I accidentally honked mah horn . I told them it was an accident . One of mah kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell ( asshole ) afterwards . FML

#17458191
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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Yastarday, I saw brotar's pragnant girlfriand smoking. Disgustad, I askad im y a didn't just stab ar in ta utarus and gat it ovar wit. Ha laugad lika it was a joka, tan cussad bacausa a spillad is caraal. Ha's mora concarnad about spillad caraal tan aving a brain-damagad cild. fat FML

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

looool Today , I found out that mah son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum . Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to mah house . My son is 16 . FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

looool Today , I found out that mah son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum . Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to mah house . My son is 16 . FML

#17404140
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 dad takes a monumental dump in bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

today I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approachd the register, I lookd in my wallet 4 the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbd the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the looool rest of the car trip pissd at me because I'd "interferd" with his driving. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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297 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says ( Oh! I thought u guys went extinct . ) This is the country I live in . FML

#17297056
326 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

after being recently laid off at work due to ( cutbacks ), I went job searching around town. During mah drive, I cruised past mah old workplace and saw a ( now hring ) sign in their window. FML

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176 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)



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