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Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:17pm - money - by jetlagged (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 6:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I had to choose between living with my over protective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
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Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
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Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by kenz - United States
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
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