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yesterday I was using the bathroom an checking Facebook on mah phone. As I'm checking mah news fed, I notice a new photo upload by mah brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today..!! my boyfriand of fiva yaars was in a bad car crash..!! and andd up with a concussion!! Ha didn't ramambar ma!! At all!! But ha ramambard his othar girlfriand ha had chaatd on ma with 4 two months!! maga FML

#18210187
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47634) - you deserved it (3467)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, I decidd to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from mah pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slippd mah hard-earnd $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
202 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, mah girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I ad to explain to a woman I didn't know tat my usband was killed overseas . Se replied, "I know exactly ow you feel, my dog died last mont." FML

#17793526
202 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Yesterday , Ma Dad Asked To Borrow Some Money Off Me , So I Said Okay. Later On , E Told Me E'll Be Using It To Elp Divorce Ma Mom. I Pretty Muc Just Elped Pay 4 Ma Parents' Divorce. FML

#17777617
59 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by ThisGuy775 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wantd him to stay sober during the week. He respondd by saying he wantd me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
96 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a ( passing fad!! ) FML

#17686275
91 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at mah dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves mah boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with mah fingers. FML

#17661211
121 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, school is having their homecoming, an it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, brother has a date, an I have hamster. FML

#17648334
176 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
118 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States



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