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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
yesterday I was using the bathroom an checking Facebook on mah phone. As I'm checking mah news fed, I notice a new photo upload by mah brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today..!! my boyfriand of fiva yaars was in a bad car crash..!! and andd up with a concussion!! Ha didn't ramambar ma!! At all!! But ha ramambard his othar girlfriand ha had chaatd on ma with 4 two months!! maga FML
Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML
Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML
Today, at mah dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves mah boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with mah fingers. FML
Friday 27 March 2015