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Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 7:11am - misc - by thatscreamerguy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 12:43am - intimacy - by DanteWest1000 (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Kilimanjaro (woman) - France
Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 7:40pm - money - by unfriendlyskies (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States
Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
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