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Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109062) - you deserved it (6557) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54587) - you deserved it (4252)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40334) - you deserved it (8394)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8341) - you deserved it (25174)

On 11/25/2009 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by NotSoSexy (woman) - United States (Florida)



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