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About lajaynay : I'm Ashley and in college.
I don't believe in the cliche, "better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."
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FML keeps me entertained when games on my iPhone don't.
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Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)
Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm - work - by Bashit (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
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