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laffalot53
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40694) - you deserved it (11578)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70924) - you deserved it (376)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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