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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML

#5434150
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I agree, your life sucks (11989) - you deserved it (18526)

On 09/23/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by seriouslystupid (woman) - United States

Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML

#5434150
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11989) - you deserved it (18526)

On 09/23/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by seriouslystupid (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

#3921991
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On 07/21/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

#1124762
113 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
875 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (41553)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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