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Today, it's been one week since ma dementd grandma babysat ma five-year-old daugterile ma usband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now se's taken to screaming an calling me a "damn commie"enever I discipline or say no to er. fat FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO AN EXTENDD FAMILY REUNION . I STARTD CATTING TO MY GREAT GRANDPA, AND E ASKD MEAT I DO 4 A LIVING . BEFORE I COULD TELL IM I BRED ANIMALS, MY VISIBLY DRUNK DAD INTERRUPTD AND SLURRD, "O, SE JACKS TINGS OFF . HORSES, PIGS, JUST ABOUT ANYTING, REALLY." FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

2day at work at a stora, I was sitting on tha floor stocking a bottom shalf. A woman in a motorizad cart did not saa ma, and ran ovar my hand. Whan I alartad har about what sha had dona sha laughad. FML

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On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before . FML

#18769470
108 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 8:32pm - work - by Jim (man) - Belgium

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... MAH SISTER ATTACKED ME AND STUFFED A TIC TAC UP MAH NOSE. I'M CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HAVE IT REMOVED. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
213 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

my mothar thought it would ba a good idaa to tall ma that I was concaivad on an arplana toilat. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I ran full speed into a brick wall cuz I saw a tiger. On te oter side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today , I saw my dad sitting in te car alone , blaring classical music , blowing up beac balls . FML

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112 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States



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