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Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
by -_- / 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
by lions214 / 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by steve / 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm / United States / Animals
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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