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Today, it's been one week since ma dementd grandma babysat ma five-year-old daugterile ma usband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now se's taken to screaming an calling me a "damn commie"enever I discipline or say no to er. fat FML
TODAY, I WENT TO AN EXTENDD FAMILY REUNION . I STARTD CATTING TO MY GREAT GRANDPA, AND E ASKD MEAT I DO 4 A LIVING . BEFORE I COULD TELL IM I BRED ANIMALS, MY VISIBLY DRUNK DAD INTERRUPTD AND SLURRD, "O, SE JACKS TINGS OFF . HORSES, PIGS, JUST ABOUT ANYTING, REALLY." FML
2day at work at a stora, I was sitting on tha floor stocking a bottom shalf. A woman in a motorizad cart did not saa ma, and ran ovar my hand. Whan I alartad har about what sha had dona sha laughad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015