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Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (1890)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
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I agree, your life sucks (25703) - you deserved it (4905)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
78 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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