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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (23 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 833
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>manoverboard</b> - the 04/09/2009 at 6:50pm<b>sammhasBADluck</b> - the 03/29/2009 at 8:30pm

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Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

by heytherexo / 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

by IntimidatorStag / 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

by Craig / 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

by helloworld92 / 01/31/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I found my drunken roommate asleep in my bed, naked, after he'd peed himself. FML

by shit / 01/30/2009 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

by Banker / 01/30/2009 at 11:19am / United States (Virginia) / Money

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

by Ren / 01/30/2009 at 10:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

by Noname / 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

by GavinHosler / 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

by FailBear / 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

by MoncaBang / 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

by Noname / 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Kids

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

by Anizzaf / 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals