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Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
by Adam / 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
by botharebad / 03/13/2010 at 12:14am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by :( / 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health
by sad / 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by UnfortunateGirly / 02/26/2010 at 3:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by joshinbaltimore / 03/22/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
by scarred4life / 01/18/2009 at 2:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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