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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 February 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kylielaura : Im a fun loving lady with a very sick mind!

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2day my daughter called 4 me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. looool mega FML

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

2day I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled fir mah boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... my usband told me tat e can't fine is passport. We're supposed to be leaving fir Prague in two days. He's known about te trip fir monts. It was te anniversary vacation tat was going to elp our frayed relationsip. Now my money is going to a otel in Prague... but I'm not. FML

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On 04/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by stuckhome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, Mah Boyfriend Was Buying A New Hockey Stick; To Test It Out He Startd Hitting A Ball Around The Aisle And Decidd To Shoot It Back Into Its Bin!! Instead The Ball Hit Me Dead In The Mouth, Giving Me A Fat Lip!! Instead Of Consoling Me, Mah Boyfriend Yelld ( GOAL! ) FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . at mah wedding.. . mah brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle.. . in front of hundreds of people . FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, ma daugter went potty. Just as se alway does, se cummd up to me and announcd, ( I flusd, and wipd, looool and sut te ligt off. ) Ten se did someting brand new. Se coverd ma face wit er and and askd, ( Do tese finger smell? ) Tey did. FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Username -

Today, I found out I hava a huga infactad boil on mah vagina. Tha worst part was that I wasn't tha ona to discovar this. My boyfriand was. FML

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On 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by alaskan1989 - United States (Alaska)

Today.. . I woke up to a man stroking my leghile smelling my hair . I askd my roommateho he was and she said.. . "Oh.. . that's just my brother . He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June . Didn't I tell u that?" No.. . u didn't . FML

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On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I lerened to never shave your downstairs when u have the hiccups. FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass , so I smild at him. My mother noticd he was checking my ass out , and she approachd him and said "I know she has a big ass , but it's rude to stare , son." FML

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On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after getting mah appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks!! Then, mah four year old brother decidd to punch me in the stomach because, ( I took away his mommy fir two days!! ) big fat FML

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On 06/25/2010 at 8:30pm - love - by cduttl1230 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I slipped on mah icy front porch fell back and hit mah head on the step. I tried to get up but lost mah balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see mah very hot British Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

#7757731
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On 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by youlyingjerk (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday I cummed home from a long day at work to fine a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming looool over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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