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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46139) - you deserved it (3716)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46139) - you deserved it (3716)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

#5991629
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41439) - you deserved it (10706)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13056) - you deserved it (73027)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

#5972550
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34455) - you deserved it (9393)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

#5972550
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34455) - you deserved it (9393)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

#5971275
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33586) - you deserved it (6333)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13661) - you deserved it (47803)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I threw a paper ball into a recycling bin backwards. I don't know whats more sad: the fact that that was my highlight of my life, or I had been attempting to make that shot every day for 3 years. FML

#5953662
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30190) - you deserved it (6883)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by efmylife (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55975) - you deserved it (3078)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

#5937926
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54262) - you deserved it (5146)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28259) - you deserved it (9482)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

#5930750
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (32224)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

#5925433
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41315) - you deserved it (6483)

On 10/21/2009 at 4:27am - misc - by sore (man) - Australia (South Australia)



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