Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, For My Brthday, My Friends An Family Gave Me: A Wii Fit, A Free Year At The Gym An A Book Of Diet Recipes. They Didn't Consult With Each Other. I've Asked For "something Corresponding To Me". FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in tha alavator and was about to panic bafora I ramambard I had phona. I calld mothar and sha calld tha school to tall tham that I was stuck. Thay got ma out in a faw minuta and than confiscatd phona and gava ma two datantion fir using it in school. FML
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two yeres fir his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come cuz I am seven months pregnant an flying is dangerous in the thrd trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids.
Yesterday I Finally Got A Date With One Of The Hottest Girls In School... A Perfect 10. Just Before I Go To Pick Her Up To Go To The Movies... I Call Her To Fine Out Where She Lives. She Answers The Phone Only To Hear Mah Father Yelling In The Background... "stop Talking To That Whore." FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today I told mah boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together he replied instead "Shit happens." FML
yesterday my roommate decidd to fry some bacon . After finishing , he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossd the panful of grease out the second story window . Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person u will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyd me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today , I went on a date , and within the frst five minutes , he said , "Before we go any further and get anymore serious , u ned to know a few things , I have kissd a guy drunk because it was a dare , and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
Friday 27 March 2015