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kybabyy
  • Town/Country : Smurfsville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 8230
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About kybabyy : I dearly wish there were more people in the world who knew the difference between 'you're' and 'your'. Good grammar is attractive.

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kybabyy's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (6440)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said "is your dad home?" I replied "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14935) - you deserved it (35031)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by jtaylor94 - Canada (Alberta)



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