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kyat288
  • Town/Country : Franistan, Earth
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kyat288 : The guy in my profile pic is the guitarist from my favourite band, Hedley :) Sweetest guy ever, got three pics, his autograph and a jar of pickles that he canned! If you don't know the band Hedley, look 'em upppp! Anywaysss, let's talk about me for a bit! As you can see, I'm a 14 year old female and my favourite show is I Love Lucy :) I'm really fun to talk to by the way... Any questions, just ask :) I don't use this app on the computer, but I might start. If you really want to talk to me, email me at kyatsphone@gmail.com! Thanks for reading, byee :)

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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

#718784
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57018) - you deserved it (26669)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:32am - kids - by somerandomchick (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

#703894
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173740) - you deserved it (27565)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

#644673
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57310) - you deserved it (21935)

On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

#487128
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84656) - you deserved it (8485)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

#300638
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30245) - you deserved it (63572)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

#280969
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8140) - you deserved it (64871)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29401) - you deserved it (1410)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)



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