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About kyat288 : The guy in my profile pic is the guitarist from my favourite band, Hedley :) Sweetest guy ever, got three pics, his autograph and a jar of pickles that he canned! If you don't know the band Hedley, look 'em upppp! Anywaysss, let's talk about me for a bit! As you can see, I'm a 14 year old female and my favourite show is I Love Lucy :) I'm really fun to talk to by the way... Any questions, just ask :) I don't use this app on the computer, but I might start. If you really want to talk to me, email me at email@example.com! Thanks for reading, byee :)
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Friday 7 March 2014