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kyat288
  • Town/Country : Franistan, Earth
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1049
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kyat288 : The guy in my profile pic is the guitarist from my favourite band, Hedley :) Sweetest guy ever, got three pics, his autograph and a jar of pickles that he canned! If you don't know the band Hedley, look 'em upppp! Anywaysss, let's talk about me for a bit! As you can see, I'm a 14 year old female and my favourite show is I Love Lucy :) I'm really fun to talk to by the way... Any questions, just ask :) I don't use this app on the computer, but I might start. If you really want to talk to me, email me at kyatsphone@gmail.com! Thanks for reading, byee :)

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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19362) - you deserved it (4886)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (1724)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31081) - you deserved it (7755)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

#17895796
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27714) - you deserved it (2733)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27817) - you deserved it (3702)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18592) - you deserved it (2714)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
221 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
144 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
139 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23479) - you deserved it (6811)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43516) - you deserved it (3291)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (3403)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50356) - you deserved it (4401)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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