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Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

today I found out that recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. mega FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:30pm - health - by thisentiretime... - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nacos an ceese off te batroom floor!! Se wasn't wearing any pants!! FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I looool couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML

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On 03/13/2013 at 9:36am - intimacy - by OptimusVader (woman) - United States

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I had to do a presentation in front of my entre school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants!! FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today.. . mah girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time . Just as I was about to climax.. . I spotted mah greatest fear.. . a big wasp.. . only a few inches away from me . I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail . She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever" . FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

yesterday I got to listen to ma younger broter ave sex wit a grlile I sat in ma room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday nigt. FML

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On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, wile on a six our fligt, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats wit tem . It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat . I didn't realize my new niegbor was an old man wit a raging boner . FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today , mah dad told me he had been seeing someone 4 a while an has decidd to marry her. When I met her , her son lookd familiar. I lost mah vrginity to him. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Yesterday , mah boyfriend talked me into having drunk sex. Right after we started , mah head hit a wall , knocking me out. I woke up to him taking pics of mah tits. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Samantha - United States (Florida)

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)



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