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Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/24/2013 at 12:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Aggressive / 07/24/2013 at 9:12am / Ireland (Dublin) / Holidays
by cheekychimp23 / 07/24/2013 at 8:03am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML
by Iamdisappointed / 07/24/2013 at 7:50am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Intimacy
by CapNCook / 07/24/2013 at 5:15am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/24/2013 at 3:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by not_very_smart / 07/24/2013 at 2:44am / United States / Health
by oddgrrl99 / 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by bri_sci94 / 07/23/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
by Hesintrouble / 07/23/2013 at 3:03pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I sold ice cream to a group of kids. One of them looked sad, because he was the only one who couldn't buy any, so I gave him some for free. Apparently, he was allergic to something in it, and ended up being rushed to the hospital. FML
by Snarty / 07/23/2013 at 2:28pm / United States / Work
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
by MenstruallyFrustrated / 07/23/2013 at 1:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
by OfficeDroneWoman / 07/23/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…