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by Idontknowwhattodo / 08/27/2013 at 6:17am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML
by Parenting... / 08/27/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by gunnerdog / 08/26/2013 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 7:12pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out someone has a crush on me. Normally I'd be fine with this, if it weren't for that fact that this guy informed me that he has collected pictures of me since the third grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks. FML
by Suunflower_14 / 08/26/2013 at 5:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by ocdistheworst / 08/26/2013 at 4:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 11:16am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
by 4_and_20_blackbits / 08/26/2013 at 4:38am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous
by luvmypony / 08/26/2013 at 1:51am / United States (California) / Work
Today, after spending the weekend together, my ex turned nasty. I finally had the balls to tell him what a cruel asshole I think he is and really hit him where it hurts. I felt very empowered and strong. That is, until I realized I left my favourite and rather expensive jacket in his apartment. FML
by scorned_jacketless_lady / 08/26/2013 at 12:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Work