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by D / 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm / United States (California) / Health
by Misaki18 / 09/03/2013 at 1:13pm / United States / Love
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by poolgirl789 / 09/03/2013 at 2:30am / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Intimacy
Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2013 at 1:06am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
by CodyS / 09/03/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2013 at 12:13am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by smurftastic / 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Work
by laughing-stock / 09/02/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by yourfault / 09/02/2013 at 11:10am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Intimacy
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 7:50am / United States / Transportation
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
by Kiddo / 09/02/2013 at 2:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…