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by Ramis182 / 12/16/2013 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Mary / 12/16/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
by NotTalented / 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by lavenderpiss / 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health
Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by um...no? i don't think so anyway / 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML
by ANONYMOUS -_- / 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML
by shellz15 / 12/15/2013 at 7:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by snowbum69 / 12/15/2013 at 3:38am / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Animals
by me / 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order.… Today, I shaved down there and used new shaving cream. Apparently my cat likes the new scent and I… Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop…