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by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 3:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 1:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Isitreallythatbad, / 12/22/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 6:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by back to creepers / 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm / Sweden / Kids
Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML
by FML / 12/21/2013 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by 00bsg / 12/21/2013 at 10:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 12/21/2013 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
by AbsentMindedGal / 12/21/2013 at 4:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
by fuck you, boss / 12/20/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Work
- Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…