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by pompomkiwi / 12/24/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by .... / 12/23/2013 at 9:48pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML
by dr immature / 12/23/2013 at 6:11pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by rainastartree / 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by JoshuasGirl / 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by homerr123 / 12/23/2013 at 12:35pm / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
by rejected / 12/23/2013 at 5:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by GogglesGoggles / 12/23/2013 at 3:24am / United States / Transportation
by Lucie / 12/22/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by blackcarnation / 12/22/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 2:10pm / Israel / Kids
Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
by bleach bleach bleach / 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids
- Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while,… Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he… Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky…
- Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty…