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Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (1830)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75198) - you deserved it (2657)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am - love - by ThanksMom (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140960) - you deserved it (32154)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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