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kurodansei
  • Town/Country : Townsville, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kurodansei : I like, anime, manga, puzzles, reading, rap, rapping, comedies, martial arts, kicking people and things, acting, origami, SLEEPING!, video games, and probably other stuff.

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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

#20667435
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42086) - you deserved it (3922)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by Urgghh (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

#20577745
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (2750)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by flea-bitten (woman) - United States

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

#20574621
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39960) - you deserved it (12035)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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78 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

#20510592
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38215) - you deserved it (5706)

On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)



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