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by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Health
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
by notsosmart / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
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