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  • Number of visits : 3864
  • Number of comments : 752
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ktbird : I'm an electrical engineer by profession, a hockey player and animal shelter volunteer in my spare time. I'm also a bit of a gamer.

I love cranberry sauce, ghost shows, The Lion King, and melodic metal music.

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Visits<b>Sudoc</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 1:20am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:17pm<b>ryleesmith21</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 4:43am<b>Zman2017</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 10:50pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 1:29am<b>lolitsjulia</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 9:53pm<b>man_eating_bunny</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 11:38pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 5:06pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 11:40pm<b>katstern123</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 1:18pm<b>JoshuaOdom</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 2:57am<b>iJanisch</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 6:18pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 9:17pm<b>bassguitar98</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 4:19pm<b>snorgia</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 5:16pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 10:17pm<b>cookycoconut</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 1:52am<b>klc20071989</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 11:25pm

Liked!<b>Sudoc</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:20am

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ktbird's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39891) - you deserved it (2369)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10339) - you deserved it (121229)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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