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  • Number of visits : 3796
  • Number of comments : 752
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ktbird : I'm an electrical engineer by profession, a hockey player and animal shelter volunteer in my spare time. I'm also a bit of a gamer.

I love cranberry sauce, ghost shows, The Lion King, and melodic metal music.

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Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39716) - you deserved it (2363)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10257) - you deserved it (120476)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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