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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 3947
  • Number of comments : 752
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ktbird : I'm an electrical engineer by profession, a hockey player and animal shelter volunteer in my spare time. I'm also a bit of a gamer.

I love cranberry sauce, ghost shows, The Lion King, and melodic metal music.

ktbird's page activity

Visits<b>dmcintosh</b> - 15 hours ago<b>gunzerker</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:01pm<b>WallyQ</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:27am<b>Cian_1</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 8:02pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 3:24am<b>Fou_Lou</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 9:58am<b>WhatTheHeckman8</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 10:37pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 8:54pm<b>aliceablaze</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 1:28pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 10:43am<b>2potato4u</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 1:59pm<b>Sudoc</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 1:20am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:17pm<b>ryleesmith21</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 4:43am<b>Zman2017</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 10:50pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 1:29am<b>lolitsjulia</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 9:53pm<b>man_eating_bunny</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 11:38pm

Fucked!<b>Sudoc</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:20am

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ktbird's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40093) - you deserved it (2380)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10421) - you deserved it (122062)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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