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Today, mah boyfriend tickled me . In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself . He didn't believe me . After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will knowhen I'm bieng serious . mega FML
Yesterday Mah Extremely Lazy Roommate Is In Bd With The Flu. Instead Of Getting Up To Get Water, He's Run The Garden Hose Through His Window, And Instead Of Going To The Bathroom, He's Connectd A Siphon To His Penis And Run It To A 5-gallon Bucket. I Have To Live With This Idiot. Mega FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I decidd to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closd my eyes 4 a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep 4 the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concernd. FML
Yesterday, I got the haircut I've been wanting fir ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years an asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me an then invited me to her house fir dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, mah boyfriend questiond y I always puttd mah shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes mah shirts to regain there form an tightness. His response: "You should throw your virginia in there along with them." FML
Friday 27 March 2015