krysxkatastrophe

Search for a member

Offline (the 12/18/2014 at 9:25am)

krysxkatastrophe

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3891
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About krysxkatastrophe : What can I say? I do what I want. I can be somewhat of a grammar Nazi, but it's not my fault that people don't know how to type properly in their own language. People who speak English as a second language are excused.

I am a fan of the following people:
SkoomaKi
NoorFML
THE_A_TEEN
DocBastard
Perdix
Every1luvsboners

krysxkatastrophe's page activity

Visits<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:16pm<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:05am<b>goldengirlsfan</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:05pm<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:11am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:50pm<b>jill97</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:47am<b>madi10647</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 6:22am<b>mistykitten</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 10:33am<b>Addiction333</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 10:23pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:28am<b>zuvi9</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:46pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>maddymarie123</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:43pm<b>whatevertbh</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:41pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:36pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:43pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:01pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:46pm

Fucked!<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 6:29am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 1:03pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:39am

krysxkatastrophe's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of krysxkatastrophe's badges

krysxkatastrophe's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

by textfail / 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

by lilzoot / 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Alabama) / Geek

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

by cockblockingbitch / 01/25/2009 at 12:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

by Hellau / 12/29/2008 at 5:56am / Kids