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krysxkatastrophe

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3740
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About krysxkatastrophe : What can I say? I do what I want. I can be somewhat of a grammar Nazi, but it's not my fault that people don't know how to type properly in their own language. People who speak English as a second language are excused.

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krysxkatastrophe's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76480) - you deserved it (17842)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

#350139
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77329) - you deserved it (28771)

On 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Moanie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31340) - you deserved it (315397)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18328) - you deserved it (71005)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61669) - you deserved it (332081)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61669) - you deserved it (332081)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31280) - you deserved it (90223)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109556) - you deserved it (6991)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

#245062
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68021) - you deserved it (21274)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

#234103
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60285) - you deserved it (18891)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

#180985
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98487) - you deserved it (5197)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78760) - you deserved it (785157)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (101128)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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