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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3081
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About krysxkatastrophe : What can I say? I do what I want. I can be somewhat of a grammar Nazi, but it's not my fault that people don't know how to type properly in their own language. People who speak English as a second language are excused.

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Today, wile setting up for a party I was aving, I putted black ligts into our batroom for te cool brigt, neon color u get wen u pee. Wen I turn tem on to see were I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow and prints on te walls. I ave a nine year old broter. looool FML

#13660294
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (2764)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with thehole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wonderinghere she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28439) - you deserved it (3130)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I came home from work. I was really tired an told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying , ( Mommy won't feed me. ) FML

#13485553
165 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy . Apparently.. . u can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing . FML

#13312784
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (4859)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
344 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, mah four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied ( Not 4 a long time, why? ) looool He looked at me and stated ( Because I only want to live with Daddy. ) FML

#13284441
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41020) - you deserved it (4322)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, I caught mah husband modeling mah cute floral panties!! All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I Finally Got Everything In Order To Ask Out The Girl Of My Dreams. I Bought Her A Gold Necklace, Engraved With Our Names, An With The Date On The Back. Everything Was Going Great Until She Got Sick An Had To Go Home. Now I'm Stuck With This Necklace With The Wrong Date. Real FML

#13178719
277 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

today I was watching TVhen a Toy Story 3 commercial came on !! My Mom said, ( Oh, I rememberhen I took you to see Toy Story !! Now Andy's all grown up and so r you !! The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not !! ) FML

#12463713
170 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mom cummed into mah bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail . I listened to me and mah grlfriend talking drty followed by the bed springs bouncing 4 3 minutes . I had mah phone in the pockethile I was having sex with her and it left mah mom a nice voicemail . fat FML

#12337328
118 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

yesterday I was babysitting fir mum's friend. I putted her little boy on knee, an he kept pulling at top. I asked him ( are you hungry? ) He replied ( No, I want to see your titties. ) FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38475) - you deserved it (10240)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

#11968011
125 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**c by one of my students. I teac kindergarten. FML

#10851356
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45210) - you deserved it (6570)

On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)



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