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About krysxkatastrophe : What can I say? I do what I want. I can be somewhat of a grammar Nazi, but it's not my fault that people don't know how to type properly in their own language. People who speak English as a second language are excused.
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Today, wile setting up for a party I was aving, I putted black ligts into our batroom for te cool brigt, neon color u get wen u pee. Wen I turn tem on to see were I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow and prints on te walls. I ave a nine year old broter. looool FML
today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, I Finally Got Everything In Order To Ask Out The Girl Of My Dreams. I Bought Her A Gold Necklace, Engraved With Our Names, An With The Date On The Back. Everything Was Going Great Until She Got Sick An Had To Go Home. Now I'm Stuck With This Necklace With The Wrong Date. Real FML
today I was watching TVhen a Toy Story 3 commercial came on !! My Mom said, ( Oh, I rememberhen I took you to see Toy Story !! Now Andy's all grown up and so r you !! The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not !! ) FML
Today, mah mom cummed into mah bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail . I listened to me and mah grlfriend talking drty followed by the bed springs bouncing 4 3 minutes . I had mah phone in the pockethile I was having sex with her and it left mah mom a nice voicemail . fat FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Friday 27 March 2015