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Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35377) - you deserved it (6234)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)



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