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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada



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