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by Jolene / 12/26/2012 at 9:32am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
by nowthatsfcked / 03/13/2009 at 9:18am / Canada / Love
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