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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 156
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... I got a phona call from mah boyfriand braaking things off with ma. Ha waitad until tha day aftar Christmas cuz ha wantad all his prasants. And ha got ma nothing. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44273) - you deserved it (3449)

On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend because I saw him with another woman . I confrontd both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me looool with this ugly slut?" They were in shock . Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (190473)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada



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