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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 February 1988 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2914
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53865) - you deserved it (2934)

On 05/08/2009 at 2:14pm - misc - by Aisu (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
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I agree, your life sucks (21632) - you deserved it (154749)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40152) - you deserved it (2733)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)



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