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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
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I agree, your life sucks (82552) - you deserved it (9658)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

#20110486
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I agree, your life sucks (28190) - you deserved it (1903)

On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

#20105538
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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

#20104739
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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)



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