About krez :
I am an adult, although I don't always act like one.
I am a single parent and a part-time gamer.
I am a computer programmer, a scientist, and a super genius.
I am a minister and an atheist, which in retrospect is kind of funny.
I am only here for the schadenfreude, although you can message me if that is your thing.
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Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by appaluver (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States
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