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  • Number of visits : 4015
  • Number of comments : 271
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About krez :
I am an adult, although I don't always act like one.

I am a single parent and a part-time gamer.

I am a computer programmer, a scientist, and a super genius.

I am a minister and an atheist, which in retrospect is kind of funny.

I am only here for the schadenfreude, although you can message me if that is your thing.

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krez's favorite FMLs

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41198) - you deserved it (2968)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58830) - you deserved it (22941)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today at a family reunion mah visibly drunk grandparents hered about mah new boyfriend who is a cop. My gran askd if he ever made me feel lyk Rodney King in the bedroom. Then mah grandpa fresh off a DUI askd if mah boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

#20727456
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40175) - you deserved it (3721)

On 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73252) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

#20724232
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53456) - you deserved it (6539)

On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML

#20720952
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50895) - you deserved it (5090)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today mah friend told me he had just robbd a bank and needd a place to hide!! Thinking he was joking I let him in so we could hang out!! 15 minutes later the cops storm into mah apartment!! Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke!! real FML

#20718656
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58349) - you deserved it (16099)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61106) - you deserved it (13844)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." real FML

#20707362
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51167) - you deserved it (4701)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today , mah grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me , ( It should have been you. ) FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56915) - you deserved it (7314)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to take mah 10-year-old son to the junior high school athich I teach. When mah students questiond him about wat I was lyk at home, he told the entre class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

#20684818
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45862) - you deserved it (8376)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML

#20668913
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47986) - you deserved it (3368)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I was eating a mystery flavord candy and I had an allergic looool reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelld up , but I still don't knowhat I'm allergic to. FML

#20657778
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47539) - you deserved it (3938)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:20am - health - by those_allergies - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I WENT TO THERAPY. I STARTD TALKING ABOUT MAH CHILDHOOD AND MAH LIFE. BY THE TIME THE SESSION WAS OVER MAH THERAPIST WAS CRYING. BIG FAT FML

#20651461
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61759) - you deserved it (3945)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today , mah 6-year-old daughter walkd into the bathroomhere I was grumbling about mah weight. Seeing how upset I was , she took mah hand and said , "Mom , you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

#20643910
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47705) - you deserved it (6352)

On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)



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