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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About krazistephanie : Toronto. Architectural science student. 5' 11"
Instagram: stephanieduonglima

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31130) - you deserved it (4565)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33478) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53641) - you deserved it (6986)

On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51356) - you deserved it (4081) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47903) - you deserved it (8413)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66098) - you deserved it (5744)

On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (52009)

On 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61417) - you deserved it (5556)

On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54697) - you deserved it (22131)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56010) - you deserved it (9562)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52460) - you deserved it (4911)

On 07/07/2013 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (55322) - you deserved it (4722)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

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