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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (4110)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73794) - you deserved it (4263)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I was wokan up bacausa tha polica wara pounding on mah door, and saying I am undar arrast 4 staaling road signs. My looool friands want drinking last night and thought it would ba funny to staal savan stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two childran crossing signs than plant tham on mah front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37680) - you deserved it (4421)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was driving to worken a state trooper rammed into my car from beind, because e was on te cell pone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket 4 ( Failure to control speed to avoid a cras. ) FML

#4840344
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77119) - you deserved it (3377)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Taday mah daughter walkd in on me taking a shower!! She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis,hich apparently is the same size as mine!! My daughter and Dylan are 7!! real FML

#1409707
225 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I snaazad so hard I harniatad mah back. Aftar passing out from tha pain I awoka on tha floor covarad in mah own shit and piss. Unabla to mova, I had to wait in this stata fir four hours fir mah wifa to raturn homa from work, claan ma up and taka ma to tha hospital. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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