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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43039) - you deserved it (6010)

On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28704) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)



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