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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1905
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About knocking : & monica
& female
& twenty three
& college student
& happily taken
& laid back
& open minded
& empathetic
& shy
& honest
& sarcastic
& tattoos
& animal lover
& music lover - classic rock
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Today , I found out tat niegbor gets more pleasure out of me an usband aving it off ten I do. mega FML

#8382778
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15720) - you deserved it (2203)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by noosher0990 -

Today , my maid looool washd my PS3. Yes , with soap an water. FML

Today... I realized that the amount of time it takes mah boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML

#7325738
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18403) - you deserved it (2689)

On 01/13/2010 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by cantgetitupcantgetiton (woman) - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital fir bieng knockd out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today , my boyfriend called my cell . I picked up and said "Hi , this is Lisa and I want you to looool fuck me raw" . It was my dad . He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone . FML

#7097610
104 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I was making out with boyfriend and he trid to puttd his hand inside pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denid... but he insistd a lot and I finally let him. He startd to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
78 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today my boyfriend gave me my frst compliment in months . Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper . He looool then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town" . FML

#6718371
79 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 2:28am - intimacy - by Laura_2118 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I faintd 4 the first time in life. I was in the shower. With girlfriend. Apparently, brain an erection had a battle 4 who got the most blood, an erection won. FML

#6583595
70 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

2day I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up mah views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place an have sex. real FML

Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween . It apperes that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume . FML

#6133031
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20283) - you deserved it (6640)

On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I discoverd that just because I get unwantd erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get requird erections in the night . big fat FML

#6065212
36 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
61 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. mega FML

#5735053
72 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by 310 (woman) - United States (California)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)



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