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  • Town/Country : Pennsylvania, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About knocking : & monica
& female
& twenty three
& college student
& happily taken
& laid back
& open minded
& empathetic
& shy
& honest
& sarcastic
& tattoos
& animal lover
& music lover - classic rock
& fml app user

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Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8465) - you deserved it (33504)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (2043)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
108 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
108 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
292 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
222 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11581) - you deserved it (79453)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
111 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34028) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

#13994749
157 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML

#13961459
164 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by notgettingany (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
112 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

#13857180
65 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25039) - you deserved it (12239)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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