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Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by notgettingany (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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