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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1993
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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knights95's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37305) - you deserved it (4057)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

#16858982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39687) - you deserved it (4286)

On 06/26/2011 at 12:29am - love - by smoothmove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (7646)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39203) - you deserved it (2822)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

#16833815
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (4447)

On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35298) - you deserved it (4487)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32056) - you deserved it (2462)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

#16809591
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (5360)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

#16781053
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33798) - you deserved it (3165)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26860) - you deserved it (13530)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26860) - you deserved it (13530)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (23601)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42865) - you deserved it (3728)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32828) - you deserved it (3193)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38405) - you deserved it (5454)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States



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