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  • Beginner

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    41%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    60%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    38%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    47%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    9%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Knights95's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

By RedheadA - / Thursday 16 June 2011 14:24 / United States

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

By Username / Thursday 16 June 2011 13:20 / United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

By Braxam / Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:42 / United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

By Hank Gummyworm / Thursday 16 June 2011 06:37 / United States

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

By Seriously - / Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:46 / United States