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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2026
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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knights95's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30316) - you deserved it (2314)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (1984)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

#17098428
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30737) - you deserved it (2115)

On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (3600)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132232) - you deserved it (7358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

#17030177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26144) - you deserved it (3196)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (5053)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36102) - you deserved it (4352)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34560) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
710 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18671) - you deserved it (95086)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35753) - you deserved it (9833)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33106) - you deserved it (2196)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40497) - you deserved it (3384)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

#16896925
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (4879)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23139) - you deserved it (35928)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)



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