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knights95's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
by BelleCharmante / 07/14/2011 at 12:50am / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
by argh / 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 4:02pm / United States / Health
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by outofajob / 07/08/2011 at 1:10am / United States / Work
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Rick / 07/01/2011 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Transportation
by mymomsstupid / 06/29/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Qwerty / 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…