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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2097
  • Number of comments : 138
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Today, I had my first day of soccar tryouts. Wa bagan with a two mila run. Trying to ba honast fir onca, I didn't lia about my tima. Evaryona alsa did. I thus got tha worst scora, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (4061)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

yesterday my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspring to kill us. FML

#17487537
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (3565)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
135 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGD , MAH FRIEND WHO'D LOCKD HIMSELF AWAY WITH MAH IPHONE WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PICS OF HIS PENIS AND FORWARDING THEM TO MAH BOSS. FML

#17438897
298 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my neigbor from across te road pond me at work telling me tere was a fire engine outside my ouse and a lot of smoke. I drove ome in a panic, smasing a rear ligt on a post and getting flasd by a sped camera. It wasn't my ouse. Te firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. big fat FML

#17405382
82 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by wahhh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

today wila watcing tv at my motar's ousa... a tornado warning cama across ta scraan. Aftar baing in ta dark nasty basamant 4 alf an our... my mom raalizas sa was watcing a racordd sow... and tat tornado warning was 4 2 waaks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

today I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approachd the register, I lookd in my wallet 4 the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
154 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

today I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approachd the register, I lookd in my wallet 4 the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
154 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today , I got an anonymous letter , stating mah condo's community and all mah neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that , but kids gather around mah window to listen. mega FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16713) - you deserved it (34261)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today.. . my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle . Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies . I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files . real FML

#17343796
147 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY MOTHER CLEANS THE DISHES WITH BATHROOM CLEANING CHEMICALS. SHE DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS. FML

#17316744
131 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attackd me on the street. big fat FML

#17316735
185 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got back from camp . My camp-mates? A girl who refusd to shower the entire week, a girl who threatend to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watchd us sleep . FML

#17316346
120 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I orderd from the pimple-facd kid at the register, pulld out two fives, an he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 yeres away from that. Thank you? FML

#17282563
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27261) - you deserved it (6112)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)



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