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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7190
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About klutzilla1275 : name's tess, I'm a no shit kinda girl full of wonder and sarcasim!
i love art especially sketching!, music, science, reading, track and field, camping, parties parties PARTIES and friends. I'll try anything once and I'm not afraid to take chances. :)
i hate the stupid twilight movie along with it's even stupider fan girls.
i am pretty much addicted to this site, it makes my day, everyday. except when it doesn't accept my kick ass FMLs :@
that's 'bout it :] shoot me a message if ya want, or don't who cares? lol

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy I likd. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticd a dog that lookd exactly like mine. Then I lookd up and saw a man that lookd like mah dad. Yes - mah parents followd me on a date. big fat FML

#5254705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49532) - you deserved it (3274)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:30pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I realised that the manho I wanted to be with, the manho wanted to be with me, an my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43142) - you deserved it (24258)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped!! She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp!! So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled!! Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch!! I'm sure I'm going to hell!! FML

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59470) - you deserved it (15311)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decidd to ceck out ma scool's quarterback's Twitter, since we ave a class togeter . He wrote, ( Dear grl in front of me, I tougt you were pretty until you turnd around . ) It was funny, until I realizd te timestamp was wen we ave class togeter, and I sit in front of im . FML

#5186777
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36747) - you deserved it (4376)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by thatgirl247 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were fooling around in his carhen things got hot an heavy an we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to putted our cloths back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, an he had been there the entre time. FML

#5180905
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12351) - you deserved it (36122)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:23am - love - by suzanneallen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Walking With Mah Very Attractive Friendho I Like A Lot . She Then Told Me That Her Roomate Wouldn't Be Home Tonight, And If I Wantd, I Could Come Over And Study History . I Didn't Get It . I Told Her No Thanks, That I Was Coverd, And It Was Chem I Needd To Study . An Hour Later, I Understood . FML

#5173603
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12569) - you deserved it (69475)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I woke up to mah 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walkd into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay fir ma Englis class!! I tried to be calm since I ad until midnigt to finis, and it was only 8pm!! I typed fir tree ours straigt,and finised te assignment!! I read over te instruction again, and realized it only ad to be 500 words!! FML

#5141524
87 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

YESTERDAY I DECIDD TO GO GET MAH HAIR CUT CUZ IT WAS GETTING A BIT LONG. I TOLD THE LADY THAT I WANTD IT WAY SHORT AND SHE REPLID "WHY? YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GUY SWEETIE." I AM A GUY. MEGA FML

#5141424
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41095) - you deserved it (6418)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by theboywithlonghair (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said ( I can feel yur heartbeat on my dick. ) FML

#5136668
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (4368)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my mum groundd me 4 going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phond up cuz she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denid it my mum shoutd at me 4 bieng a liar as well as looool a slut. I did go to the library. FML

#5103491
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76889) - you deserved it (3687)

On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I Was Taking A Shower. I Heard Mah Boyfriend Come Into The Bathroom, Brush His Teeth An Take Off His Clothes. He Joined Me In The Shower An Instead Of Doing Something Loving Or Sexy, He Let Out A Huge Fart Into His Hand An Threw It Into Mah Face. FML

#5102101
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53491) - you deserved it (8020)

On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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